I have no emotion about “nudes” but a very old friend of mine said this and made me laugh till my eyes watered. He’s probably right but then again I’ve never taken a picture like Jennifer before so meh to each there own: your body, do what you want with it and own your consequences.

I have no emotion about “nudes” but a very old friend of mine said this and made me laugh till my eyes watered. He’s probably right but then again I’ve never taken a picture like Jennifer before so meh to each there own: your body, do what you want with it and own your consequences.

(Source: disneyyandmore, via eddietg)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via emptytraincars)

Parts

I love girl butts, girl boobies and man dicks. Vagina reminds me of Cthulhu.

Never trust a girl with bad eyebrows or white eyeliner.

Never trust a girl with bad eyebrows or white eyeliner.

iwanttobeafirefly:

Whattup bitch

iwanttobeafirefly:

Whattup bitch

(Source: hellishpleasure)

Terrible things I do…

I’m on a dating website, just to be told I’m pretty 30-50 times a day by random strangers.
I play a game in my head to guess their race based on their profile name.
I <3 my lack of character and overall resemblance to some sort of cartoon villain.

I just wanna be a cat already.

I just wanna be a cat already.